History of Styrofoam

The History of Styrofoam
This page is about the history of Styrofoam and how it came to be.

Before the Universe
Before the Universe, there was nothing. However, in a neighboring universe, there was a powerful force called the Ryfo. It had to be disposed of, for it was causing many problems, so the inhabitants of that universe dropped it in a black hole. (Read more here). Unbeknowest to them, the black hole they dropped it in was spinning and thus, it was a "wormhole". This meant that the Ryfo was dropped into our universe, which had not started its growth yet, and so the Ryfo premeturely started time and the Universe.

The Big Bang
The Ryfo was not used to our Universe, and tried to escape. Obviously, this was impossible, and its attempts to do so caused the Big Bang. The Universe was started, and the Ryfo was lost in the ensuing caos.

The Earth and The Sun

Now, nine billion years later, the Sun was created. At the same time, the Ryfo had finally gathered itself together again, and this was very near the spot that the sun materialized. It was sucked into the sun, and remained there for around four billion years. Then, the sun suddenly "burped" the Ryfo out, and it smacked into the Earth.

The Well
Now, this happened during the Medival time period, and a peice of the Ryfo just so happened to fly straight into a well (what are the odds?). The powerful impact once again blew the Ryfo to shreds, which landed at various places in the world. Of course, the biggest piece Ryfo quickly escaped, but it left behind a powerful residue. The first person to drink water from this well was empowered with a mysterious force, later to be called "magic" (what a weird name). This person was the ancestor of the Great Wizard Merlin.

Merlin's power
The power this man gained was naturally passed down through many generations. This family harnessed their powers, and when our dear Mr. Merlin rolled around, "magic" had become a refined art.

The Ryfo's Jerkiness
Now of course, after hundreds of years, the peices of the Ryfo eventually peiced themselves back together, and after doing this, it decided that the wierdo Merlin was a threat to its supreme reign (which hadn't actually started yet...), so it killed lots of people, knowing that this would eventually attract the attention of the old geezer. Sure enough, it did.

A Big Battle
After traveling across many feet, Merlin confronted The Ryfo, and there was a big battle. **Alot of stuff happened**, but suffice it to say it was long, grueling, and many innocent bystanders were killed. However, thankfully, This story had a happy ending, and The Ryfo was destroyed, split in two. However, while the Ryfo was defeated for good, some of the remaining power formed into a mysterious substance. This stuff was Later to be called "Styrofoam".